Long Time no see! Wanted to update you on my new podcast. Apple Podcast: Spotify: Google Podcast: Email: ellayourbellaPodcast@gmail.com IG: ellayourbella
I am a big proponent of airing it all out– which is why I never wear panties when I sleep. Today’s blog ain’t easy for me to admit but I must educate you all about the dangers of dating online. Behind those Bumble-Tinder profiles are all kinds of boys: Fuckboys, mama’s boys, closeted gay boys, […]
Because I live near Accounting firms like Ernst & Hung, Goldman’s Ballsacks, and Pimp-Hoe, I get to encounter men in the Finance sector. One common theme resonates with them all; they are desperately trying to be Patrick Bateman. Like literally the first 30 seconds of talking to Bankers sound like the opening quote from American Psycho: […]
“You’ve seen my descent, now watch my rising.”- Rumi Today I was FB-stalking old college crushes who never gave me the time of day: receding hairlines and dad-bods everywhere; or they’re outta the closet now. Clearly, I know how to pick ’em. Needless to say, my current pursuit for the perfect man has been quite […]
“Don’t tell me you’re sorry, ’cause you’re not. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught.”- Rihanna, Take A Bow. This next guy I can thank for his contributions to my Dumb Shit Guys Say post (#1 and #3). Our relationship started out like most of my relationships: I was hooking up with […]
In high school, my Myspace background was this photo: And it’s time I go back to my roots. To augment this article, check out my Heat of the Moment blogs (parts 1 & part 2) which zeroes in on the really dumb shit guys say when we’re naked behind closed doors. Below is a list of […]
If I invite, a boy some night, to cook up some hot enchilada. Though Spanish rice, is all very nice, my heart belongs to DaDa – Marilyn Monroe I’m not nicknaming this discarded man Aladdin, because that Aladdin character was a street rat with a monkey-friend. Yuck. Ali Ababawa was a Prince with a pet ellaphant. Yummm. […]
My very first crush was BJ from Barney. My first human crush was Michael in kindergarten. It may be super creepy to describe how sexy a 5-year-old was, but I’ll try anyway. He was tall, gorgeous, Japanese, and the way he would bend over to take a drink from the water fountain was just heavenly. […]
When I was a kid, there was a popular anti-smoking campaign with Debi Austin. I found the ads very disturbing… But obviously not disturbing enough, because I was a smoker for nine glorious years. I now get a sense of pride, when I see that the anti-smoking ads have re-surfaced, because I quit for the 12th […]
“You really are a great guy, but right now I’m looking for an a-hole.”- @ExGFPRBLMS. As a wee one I was kinda-sorta smart a genius… obviously. I was thrown into kindergarten class at the ripe age of four. I was forced into a program in which I read Dr. Seuss books to sixth graders… during nap […]
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