I am a big proponent of airing it all out– which is why I never wear panties when I sleep. Today’s blog ain’t easy for me to admit but I must educate you all about the dangers of dating online. Behind those Bumble-Tinder profiles are all kinds of boys: Fuckboys, mama’s boys, closeted gay boys, […]
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In high school, my Myspace background was this photo: And it’s time I go back to my roots. To augment this article, check out my Heat of the Moment blogs (parts 1 & part 2) which zeroes in on the really dumb shit guys say when we’re naked behind closed doors. Below is a list of […]
“We freakin’. This ain’t cheatin’ as long as we tell nobody”- Usher, Hot Tottie. Usher Raymond IV is an unfaithful bastard. Just listen to “You Make Me Wanna” and “Confessions” (Part I and II). He enjoys a luxury Orange County cheaters are not afforded: his different women have no friends in common. In OC, the […]
Since the holidays are approaching, I thought it fitting to discuss my Christmas Break fling. I met Owen in a less-than-conventional-way: hooking up with his roommate. The next morning I was gathering all my belongings and trying to sneak out before sunrise. Unfortunately, Owen was wide awake making breakfast. Good morning, you hungry? Not my […]
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves”- Confucius. The story of Freddy begins like any college love story. We met over Spring Break sophomore year through mutual friends. His two besties were hooking up with my two besties (convenient). So Freddy and I had to find some way to kill time. […]
