Cheaters (part 1)

“We freakin’. This ain’t cheatin’ as long as we tell nobody”- Usher, Hot Tottie. Usher Raymond IV is an unfaithful bastard. Just listen to “You Make Me Wanna” and “Confessions” (Part I and II). He enjoys a luxury Orange County cheaters are not afforded: his different women have no friends in common. In OC, the […]

The Christmas Boyfriend

Since the holidays are approaching, I thought it fitting to discuss my Christmas Break fling. I met Owen in a less-than-conventional-way: hooking up with his roommate. The next morning I was gathering all my belongings and trying to sneak out before sunrise. Unfortunately, Owen was wide awake making breakfast. Good morning, you hungry? Not my […]