My very first crush was BJ from Barney. My first human crush was Michael in kindergarten. It may be super creepy to describe how sexy a 5-year-old was, but I’ll try anyway. He was tall, gorgeous, Japanese, and the way he would bend over to take a drink from the water fountain was just heavenly. […]
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When I was a kid, there was a popular anti-smoking campaign with Debi Austin. I found the ads very disturbing… But obviously not disturbing enough, because I was a smoker for nine glorious years. I now get a sense of pride, when I see that the anti-smoking ads have re-surfaced, because I quit for the 12th […]
“You really are a great guy, but right now I’m looking for an a-hole.”- @ExGFPRBLMS. As a wee one I was kinda-sorta smart a genius… obviously. I was thrown into kindergarten class at the ripe age of four. I was forced into a program in which I read Dr. Seuss books to sixth graders… during nap […]
[Foreword: This blog is for all the little undergrad girls who want to say this shit, but can’t.] Ok so it’s Spring again, a frat boy’s fav time of the year. Why? Well because girls start dueling til the death sluttin’ it up hoping to get invited to fraternity formals. To be 100% honest, in […]
Okie dokie party people. I really did not want to do another post on what-not-to-do during a hook-up sesh, but I must address this issue. And yes, it is indeed an issue. Below is another list of things I would prefer you kept to yourself while we’re getting hot & heavy. You’re my first black […]
“When in doubt, please pull out don’t put out!”- Ella. I am a complex woman, full of contradictions. I’m a germ freak who won’t share straws/forks, but will make-out with Newport’s finest bar flies. Outrageously flirtatious, unless I’m actually attracted to the guy. And I’m probably the most virginal slut (sluttiest virgin) known to mankind. […]
